Does That Really Work?

The old guy leaned against the fender of his car as he watched the display change on the gasoline pump. In itself, that wouldn’t be out of the ordinary.  People do it all the time.  It was what he did when the pump clicked off, indicating a full tank, that surprised me.

auto-67237_1280Moving his hip away from the car, he smacked it back against the fender three or four times in quick succession.  The car swayed and bounced violently back and forth a few times before settling into a little wiggling motion.  Then the fellow clicked on the handle of the pump nozzle again.

I laughed.  It might have been out loud.  The old fellow sneaked a look back at me and I pretended to be fiddling with the gas cap on my own car. I couldn’t help it.  It was just such an odd thing to do.  And useless.

You see, the only purpose I can imagine for taking such action is to allow a little more gasoline to fit into the tank.  The swaying motion of the car would slosh the liquid back and forth, dislodging any air pockets that might be trapped away from the spout.

He burped the car!  Just like a tiny baby, he burped his car.

As any young parent can explain, babies should be burped while being fed.  Air passes into the stomach along with the milk or formula, causing a couple of problems.  One problem is that the child will often have gas pain resulting from the trapped air if not soon released.  The other is, since the air takes up space in the infant’s stomach, the feeding may be incomplete. The child will be hungry sooner than is normal—certainly, sooner than the parent desires.

The baby is raised to the shoulder and patted or rubbed gently on the back.  Experienced parents are almost always rewarded by the gentle (and sometimes, not so gentle) expulsion of air, and the feeding may be resumed.

While the method of feeding may have some effect on how often this should happen, usually it is essential to the well being of the child.  

Not so with the automobile.  At best, another few ounces may be squeezed into the tank, yielding another mile or two of travel before the tank is empty once more.

It is a useless thing to do.  Still, I would venture to suggest that this man will never—not once—fill the tank on his vehicle without taking this action.

No doubt, at some time in the past, it was suggested to him by someone much older, who drove back when there were very few stations around, as an effective way to stretch a tank of gas.  Habit has made it a way of life, in spite of the uselessness of the action.

As I did today, you laugh at the old man at the gas station.  But, what about that friend who taps on the top of every can of pop  he holds before opening it?  His action is even more useless than the aging automobile owner’s.  It will never, ever, stop the can from erupting into a spewing, foaming mess if it has been shaken beforehand.

I’m wondering tonight—wondering about what I know.  Or, maybe I’m wondering about what I think I know.

We have so many practices, things we believe to be rooted in necessity, which we never give a second thought.  It’s possible—just possible—that a fair number of these habits are only rooted in hearsay and myth.  They may even be harmful without us knowing it.

By now, it may be apparent to the reader that I am not only referring to our physical quirks and routines.  We have spent a lifetime, many of us, learning beliefs and practices which have only human repetition to recommend them.

If I were to attempt to name the silly things we do because it is what we were taught to do, this already-too-lengthy article would stretch on into tomorrow—to say nothing of the arguments it would engender.  

You should feel free to let your mind run wild on the subject, though.

I wonder if it would be helpful to have a manual?  Could we check that to find what activities would be of benefit or which would harm? (Proverbs 3:13-14)

You know, I’m pretty sure there is such a manual. (Hebrews 4:12)

Perhaps, it is time to refer to it again.  

Maybe it’s past time.

But, don’t look for it in the glove box.

 

 

If fifty million believe in a fallacy, it is still a fallacy.
(Samuel Warren Carey ~ Australian geologist ~ 1911-2002)

 

 

All Scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, thoroughly equipped for every good work.
(2 Timothy 3:16-17 ~ NKJV)

 

 

 

© Paul Phillips. He’s Taken Leave. 2015. All Rights Reserved. 

Two Forward, One Back

The last time he came through my door, he was pushing a walker.  Slowly.  His leg was in a plaster cast and walking was painful.

Today, he wielded a cane.  There was no cast, so I could see the scar running the length of his calf muscle.  He was moving better than the last time I had seen him and I told him so.  His reaction was almost instantaneous.

“Whoa!  Don’t let this cane fool you!  It’s been nothing but two steps forward and one back.  I wouldn’t call that better.”

I admit it.  It wasn’t the kindest thing I could have done.  I’m not always tactful in making my point.

I simply stuck my right hand out in front of my face and lifted the fingers, one at a time.  First one, then two.  I shook them a little, then put one of them back down.  The index finger still stuck out and I waved it around, half playfully.

He got the point.

Making a nearly-grumpy comment about it not being me dealing with the pain, he laughed and headed outside after finishing his transaction, leaving me to contemplate the condition of all humankind.

Two forward.  One back.

It’s still progress.  I did the math.  

One plus one minus one equals one.  One is more than zero, right?

Just to be sure, I even made a little diagram in my head.

The little stick-man is standing on Point A.  He takes two steps, to Point C.  He turns around and takes one step back in the direction he came, to Point B.

He started on Point A and is now standing on Point B.  That’s what we would call going in the right direction.  Positive movement.

Can anyone tell me why it feels so much like being a loser, then?

I always wondered about that.  The red-headed lady who raised me used to spit out the words, as if they left a bitter taste on her tongue.

Well there you go.  Two steps forward and one back!  Again.

I was an almost-bright kid.  Loved number problems.  

If John has one apple and Mary gives him two more, but he has to give one to the playground bully, how many apples did he lose?

Be careful how you answer that question.  You might be surprised at how many people get it wrong.

From a safe distance, the answer is obviously none.  He actually gained an apple from where he started.  From a safe distance, that’s the answer.

Ah.  But what if you had held all of those three apples in your hand?  What if you had been the victim of that muscle-bound thug?

He stole my apple!  Thief!  I had three; now I have only two.

How quickly we claim ownership!  How soon our hearts become fixed upon the thing in our hand.

And the Teacher told them not to hold tightly to the treasure in this transient place where thieves steal,and where bugs eat and rust corrodes.  (Matthew 6:19-20)

But, what of my injured friend?  All he is doing is working toward a goal.  That’s a worthy purpose, is it not?  Surely, that is what we should all be doing?

twostepsIt is.  But, just as in all of life, if we begin to count the steps (either forward or back), we lose sight of the goal and also of how far we’ve come.

It matters not what the goal is—sobriety, fitness, a promotion at work—when we have a setback.  We think of it as a loss, regardless of how far we have come in our pursuit of the prize.

How easy it is to take our eyes from the goal when we experience a defeat.  

Earlier, as I drew in my head the chart of the little man advancing, my mind’s eye was drawn to the action many of us take in our two steps, one step dance.

We face the goal for our two steps forward, but turn back to take the one step back.  Suddenly, all we can see is the proximity of total defeat, the looming shadow of complete failure.  

What if I’m done?  I only made it two steps before.  Maybe I can’t do it again. 

What if all is lost?

Ah, but what if it isn’t? 

You know something?  No one ever achieved his goals by walking backwards.  No one.

Turn around.

The goal is out there.  Up ahead.

There is nothing behind us we’re headed for.  Nothing.

Up ahead—it’s all up ahead.

And the Teacher told them they would have troubles as long as they were in the world.  

Not to worry though.  I have overcome the world. (John 16:33)

He’s got this.  He’s already done the math.  He’s already lost the apple to the playground bully.  And still, He finished—victorious.

Keep moving forward.

Yeah, two steps forward and one back will still get you exactly where you need to go.

In time.

 

 

 

Hold everything in your hands lightly, otherwise it hurts when God pries your fingers open.
(Corrie Ten Boom ~ Dutch Holocaust survivor ~ 1892-1983)

 

We are kept from our goals, not by obstacles, but by a clear path to a lesser goal.
(Robert Brault ~ American writer)

 

 

© Paul Phillips. He’s Taken Leave. 2015. All Rights Reserved. 

Children of Jubal

He’s not all that impressive a man in the history books.  You’d have to look a long way to find any reference to him.

Once—just once, he is mentioned in the Pentateuch, and to my knowledge, never again is his name mentioned in the Scriptures.

JubalJubal, they called him.  The father of all who play the harp and pipes. (Genesis 4:21)

Did I say he was never again mentioned in the Bible?  That is not, strictly speaking, truthful.  The name actually means trumpet in the Hebrew language.  It is the root for the word jubilee, a word used again and again in the history of God’s people.

It is, almost certainly, where we get the word jubilation in the English language.

I needed a little of that today—jubilation, I mean.  It has been a series of long, hard days stretching back for months now.  Things are not as I would have them; my ducks refuse to get into the rows I have planned for them.

And once again, in the news today, we heard news of atrocities, of people dead and others injured, lying in hospital beds.  The physical wounds are not all the damage which has been done; many still walking are wounded to the depths of their spirits.

Indeed, jubilation has been a commodity in short supply for too many in this damaged world.

Exhaustion and a lack of ready capital in the emotional bank are pushing multitudes to the raw edge of despair.  I have approached that precipice myself a time or two recently.

Tonight, as I closed my business, I suggested that I might call the worship leader to let her know that I couldn’t be at our scheduled practice later in the evening.

I’m tired.  I’ve got nothing left to give.

I didn’t make the call, instead determining I would fulfill my responsibilities.  A fifteen minute nap would have to suffice to recharge the batteries.  I could only hope to last the hour at my practice.

Again and again, I am surprised by it.  I shouldn’t be.

Still, it takes me unawares, nearly every time.

I walked into that worship center dragging and forlorn.  I wasn’t the only one.

We didn’t walk out in the same condition.  Logic tells me we should have been even more tired after our efforts.  The reality is that we were recharged and ready to face a sad and flawed world once more.

What happened?

We spent time with the children of Jubal is what happened.  Music happened.  The blending of individual’s gifts and talents into a single purpose and direction.

I have always believed that music is one of God’s greatest gifts to mankind.  Oh, there are some better.  I imagine a list could be compiled.  But, there are not many more helpful in keeping us centered and headed toward the completion of our calling.

Music comes directly—directly—from our Creator.  His very creation sings and gives testimony to His genius. It did so long before humans walked this earth.

Even before the earth was shaped, the stars and angelic beings formed one great celestial choir in praise of their Creator.  (Job 38:4-7)  We only continue in the steps of those who came before us.

I know some will say it’s a waste of time, even a slap in the face to those who still are in pain.

Surely, it’s simply a way to mask the pain, to escape reality?

I wonder; When a man has a cut on his arm, would you deny him the opportunity to put salve on it?  The purpose of salve, or ointment, is not only to ease the pain, but to begin the healing process.

I can attest to the reality that music is the application of ointment to the whole spirit of a man or woman.  It salves the pain of sadness, of loss, of despair.  It heals the broken spirit and give courage to face the world once more, whole and strong.

Are you sick of pain?  Wounded by death?  Scarred by terror?

The prescription I recommend is to come away and spend some time immersed in the original salve.  Better than Burt’s Bees or Gold Bond, this ointment leaves no unpleasant greasiness behind.

The poet tells us that musick hath charms to soothe the savage beast.  I don’t doubt it a bit.

The children of Jubal still populate the world today.  It’s a good thing.  May their tribe increase.

Jubilate Deo!

Rejoice in God!

 

 

 

Even before we call on thy name
To ask thee, O Lord,
When we seek for the words to glorify thee,
Thou hearest our prayer;
Unceasing love, O unceasing love,
Surpassing all we know.
Glory to the father,
and to the Son,
And to the Holy Spirit.

Even with darkness sealing us in,
We breathe thy name,
And through all the days that follow so fast,
We trust in thee;
Endless thy grace, O endless thy grace,
Beyond all mortal dream.
Both now and forever,
And unto ages and ages,
Amen.
(Pilgrim’s Hymn ~ Stephen Paulus ~ American composer ~ 1949-2014)

 

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
(Psalm 23:5 ~ KJV)

 

 

 

© Paul Phillips. He’s Taken Leave. 2015. All Rights Reserved.

 

Spit

Oh, that’s just gross!  Why do you guys have to do that on the floor?

My little brass group had just finished practicing and were quickly moving our chairs and stands off the stage.  The choir had a rehearsal scheduled right after us and we wanted to be out of their way.  The young man speaking was one of several moving equipment back into the space we were vacating.

I looked at the floor, but saw nothing out of the ordinary.  Quizzically, I looked at the young man.

He gestured in a wide circle, indicating spots of liquid standing in close proximity to where the chairs had been moments ago.

“This—this—spit!  What is it with instrumentalists?”

He shuddered once for effect and turned away without waiting for an answer.  The brass players around me who had heard the exchange laughed, a condescending dismissal of the young vocalist’s squeamishness.

Yes.  I want to talk about spit.  

It’s a conversation I’ve been waiting to have for many years.

No one has ever wanted to discuss the matter with me.  I wonder why that is.

Perhaps, I should begin by explaining the liquid which is left on the stage when wind players complete their performances or rehearsals.  This is important stuff to all of you who are aspiring trumpet, or trombone, or even tuba players.  Important perhaps, even for the parents of such folk.

The liquid is not spit.  That’s right.  Not spit.

It is nothing more or less than condensation.  What would you expect to happen when warm, moist air is blown into a cold metal tube?  What happens when you enter a cold automobile on a winter’s evening?  The windows fog up, do they not?  Do you call that moisture on the windshield spit?  Of course not.

The water an instrumentalist empties out of his horn is simply condensation which has gathered in one spot and must be emptied, unless he or she wants to hear the burble of water having air blown through it.

Condensation.  Not spit.

But, I still want to talk about spit.

On a day in the music store not long ago, a mother stood with her brood of children, awaiting her turn at the checkout.  She looked down at the oldest of the four urchins and noticed a black mark on his cheek.

Without hesitation, she licked her thumb and rubbed his skin.  The black mark didn’t disappear, but it was less noticeable than before.  

The same couldn’t be said for the young man’s indignation.

“Did you just put spit on my face?”  He sputtered in his frustration.  “Why would you do that?”

The mother’s attempt at an explanation was merely met with more disgust, and the young man stalked out to the parking lot to await his family in privacy.  He turned his face to glare back at the group as he exited.  The black mark was still there—smudged, but very much in evidence.

My mind goes back again.  I remember hearing the story when I was a child, not much older than that indignant young man.  You may find it in the book of John in the Bible. (John 9)

The blind man stood, as he always had, waiting for something.  Something.  But, he didn’t know what he awaited.  He had always been blind.  From the day he had arrived, squalling and screaming, light had never passed from his eyes to his brain.  Never.

He didn’t ask for anything.  He just waited.

The Teacher let His followers argue about the existential questions for a moment or two.  Why?  Who?  How?  

They were the wrong questions.

He was sent to bring light to the world.  Here was His big opportunity.  Time to impress with big words and ostentatious prayers.  He would wave His hands in the air and—Wait!  What is He doing?

He spit in the dirt.  

Spit.  In the dirt.

And then He mixed up some mud and, hands filled with the gross mixture, stood and slathered the slimy stuff on the blind man’s unseeing eyes.

“Did you just spit in my eyes?”

Duccio_di_Buoninsegna_-_Healing_of_the_Blind_ManThe words aren’t recorded, but one wonders.  Did the man hear the Teacher spit on the ground?  His ears, acutely trained to be his guide since he had no eyes, must have heard.  They must have detected the sound of dirt being mixed with the spit, and then recognized the rustle of robes, as the Master stood again.

Did he back away, putting his hand up to keep the ghastly stuff off of him?

No.  He stood, listening to the Man speak, giving His instructions.  He went, still blind, and washed the mud from his eyes.  

What an astounding result!  Light, pure and clear, streamed through the once useless orbs.  Familiar voices spoke to him and, for the first time in his life, he put faces with the voices.  He saw his home!  And his family!

Light shone in darkness—just not in the way anyone would ever have anticipated.

Spit.  What a gross thing.  Why would Jesus have used spit, of all things?  I have no answer.

I do know this.  We who believe are even now in the time of year we call Advent.  

Waiting.

Waiting for the Salvation of God to appear.

Just a warning.  It won’t be pretty.

Or sanitary.

Not even a little sanitary.

A baby will be born in a barn, among the filth and stench.  Dirty shepherds will come, not clean and freshly bathed, but straight from the dust and filth of caring for their livestock.  Stinking and crusted with grime.

The end of the story won’t be any more sanitary.  Bloody and sweat-covered, nailed to a cross of wood, He will die.

It won’t be pretty.  It won’t be romantic.  It won’t smell good, with aromatic candles fluttering in the breeze.

The little boy in my store didn’t understand that his mom wanted only for him to be clean.  All he saw was the spit.

I wonder.  We’re waiting.  

With the blind man, we’re waiting for light.

It might not be as pretty as we’d like.  Perhaps not as dramatic, either.

A baby who is born in a barn can’t be all that powerful, can He?

His light comes softly, and in unexpected ways.

I think I’ll stand here and wait.  

You?

 

 

 

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.
(C.S. Lewis ~ British theologian/novelist ~ 1898-1963)

 

 

…but God has chosen the foolish things of the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen the weak things of the world to shame the things which are strong, and the base things of the world and the despised God has chosen,the things that are not, so that He may nullify the things that are, so that no man may boast before God. But by His doing you are in Christ Jesus, who became to us wisdom from God, and righteousness and sanctification, and redemption, so that, just as it is written, “Let him who boasts, boast in the Lord.”
(1 Corinthians 1:27-31 ~ NASB)

 

 

 

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